Something Fishy This Way Comes

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

(via sakothefox)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via shutupmerlin)

ursorum:

the bible says adam and eve not abra and eevee

(via thelilnan)

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

(Source: doodoomar, via fuckinfrenchtoast)