if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.
changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.
you’re the type of person this world needs
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
i wish every day started out with an It’s Always Sunny title card
like when you wake up, or getting ready for work, or just got to work, something happens and the title card flips up with the song
even if it was shitty, it would make the day that much more interesting
"your chair catches fire"
"your coworker chips a tooth on a button"
"you almost die because of ice cream"
"everyone is speaking in japanese for some reason"