

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
(via sakothefox)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via shutupmerlin)
(Source: mintparades, via thisisnotalovesong)
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
(Source: doodoomar, via fuckinfrenchtoast)